PROBITY BEST OAKLAND A'S IMITATION AWARD goes to the USF baseball team for starting hot, raising hopes high and bombing out. Some explain the team's demise by explaining that John Siri got kicked off the squad for not kissing Benedetti where he sits, and it has been downhill from there. However, I would simply explain that a team can only be as good as the tortellini at the restaurant that sponsors it (TheFoghorn).